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Captain America is a Pussy!



That’s right I said it. I went with the family to see the movie this weekend and despite it being disappointing on a purely action and adventure level the whole idea is bullshit. While I think it is great he was chosen for his heart, honesty and compassion the fact still remains that he had to undergo the “serum” treatment to do anything. If you’re a diehard fan or comic book expert I don’t wish to get into a debate about the facts regarding the directors interpretation or his actual super powers. I am likely wrong as to the true detail of his powers, origins or exploits but let’s look at it from a simple perspective. Skinny weakling wants to fight bullies, save the world and get the girl. Does he undergo intense training and discipline, does he work real hard and triumph. Nope he hops on an operating table, is injected with the “serum” and blasted with a bunch or radiation and viola, he’s bigger, buffer and more confident, able to fight with skill and impress the ladies. Is he born that way, from another planet, does he train diligently for years or have a magic hammer? Nope just drugs and surgery. Awesome message America. Obesity and nazi regimes doesn’t stand a chance against such formidable foes. Hard work and sacrifice are great but drugs and surgery will do just fine. So keep up with your corn syrup kids and don’t forget the video games one day modern science will hook you up and you can forget about all that hard work, just take a short cut and all your dreams will come true. Captain America you are a pussy. You shouldn’t even be called captain or America since you have to earn something to be a Captain and you have to be awesome to be American. I hope you flunk a drug test and are kicked out of superheroeing or at least making any other movies. So if you don’t like shortcuts, and you want to be awesome sign up for the FC Summer games at http://www.fitclubcolumbus.com/fcgames/register/ or you can register to volunteer at                                                                                                      http://www.fitclubcolumbus.com/fcgames/volunteer/ There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.                                                                 Mark Rippetoe