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Audrey needs a hug



*Reads 'bent over rows, power cleans, push presses*: "YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
*Reads again and sees 'DB' in front of each*: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"
Nothing like a set of dumbbells can waltz in on some of your favorite movements and remind you that your strength is not dispersed symmetrically.  You are in fact Quasi Modo, you been ringing bells favoring your right arm for way too many years and you, sir, should have probs gotten your shit together before coming down from the bell tower.
K, that may have been a bit much- it's unlikely your wonky left arm pushing a dumbbell in the air all kinds of lopsided is going to garner the same level of consternation as having a lumped mashed potato face and a hunchback.  But still, if you're lifting a reasonably heavy amount, reps 6 and 7 are going to bring out some funky, busted-ass dance moves out of all of us as we struggle to bring our less-dominant side up to speed with our go-to eating, fighting, and personal-lovin side.  So focus in on that shit.  Keep yourself in check and don't just lob the weight around because there isn't a barbell keeping you in check.  And please: resist the urge to shout 'wave your hands in the air like you just don't care' at your fellow athletes as they wobble through this one.  Yes, it's mildly funny commentary.  But the wobbling is involuntary and you're just an asshole.